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Male Empowerment

by Captain Zarmband

Women are always spouting about empowerment...well we men are empowered too. Empowered enough to reject any of the following female types:

1. Golddiggers
2. Used up skanks who have shagged half the planet
3. Old bags covered in tattos
4. Old bags whose tits are now level with their ankles
5. Loud-mouthed skanks who constantly blame men for all their problems.
6. Females who spout about empowerment but who simultaneously want you to keep them financially

Unfortunately, this more or less rules out the entire female half of our population, which means we now look for women who meet our biological needs only. This means we date women in their twenties who we have no intention of having a long lasting relationship with, since they will inevitably meet at least one of the exclusion clauses as listed above.

If this annoys you....tough. We do not need to "grow up" or any of that shaming crap you throw at us which, by the way, only reinforces our contempt for you. You are the ones who need to change to meet our criteria as marriage is not compulsary and is our choice. If you don't like this situation, then blame yourself and the feminists who created a world where men do not to marry women because the risks of being ripped-off are too great. Of course, you could always buy a cat.

Captain Zarmband

 

 

 

Welcome to the official Captain Zarmband website. Many of you may have followed my blog until recently when I closed it. Why did I do this and delete all the content? More of that later, suffice to say that I have a story to tell and I'll tell it when I'm good and ready.

What I have done is to condense and re-edit some of my blog posts into longer pieces about the subjects that appear on the buttons above. I've started with my main "hobby-horses" but I shall be adding to these as time goes by. You can also find my complete blog posts in the archives section.

So enjoy this site and keep popping back as I'll be putting more exciting stuff on as we go. I have much to say and a story to tell that will shock and surprise you.

Do you think we live in a democracy?

Think again!